The Crazy Cabinet Is Now Complete

Senate Republicans Lacked the Balls to Reject Anyone But Matt Gaetz

So it’s official. Every one of Donald Trump‘s cabinet nominations have now been confirmed. Except his first, Matt Gaetz. And of course he was rejected, because he was an accused sex-trafficker of underage girls and, in general, a hideous sub-human who was not worthy of even his congressional seat let alone Attorney General, which is what Trump thought he was super-qualified to be. I guess you get cut a lot of slack when the cutter is a convicted-felon.

But here’s what I don’t understand: why did Senate Republicans draw such a hard line in the sand over Gaetz, especially when they were A-OK with the brain worm dude, the Russian asset, the raging-alcoholic-accused-wife-beating-rapist, and Kash ‘I’m gonna fuck you up’ Patel…all of whom sailed through the confirmation process.

This is kind of like that weird prison pecking-order where, if you’re an axe murderer you’re cool, but if you’re a pedophile, you’re gonna get your ass beat and may die.

And I haven’t even mentioned the election-denying Attorney General, the WrestleMania lady, or any of the myriad bizarre, unqualified cabinet nominations who were also confirmed.

But so many of these Senators are previously on record vehemently opposing the very same policies that they now have zero problem supporting such as lawlessness, insurrection, Russia and Putin, and sexual-perversion. The latter of which I actually believe they secretly crave.

We can now only hope for the best with this crazy right-wing extremist cabinet. We’re going to see attacks on education. Attacks on science. Attacks on healthcare. Attacks on LGBTQ+. Attacks on contraception. Attacks on Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Attacks on Generals. Attacks on Trump’s opponents. Attacks on America’s allies. Support for dictators and strongman. Attacks on kindness, compassion and empathy. And an unprecedented vortex of chaos.

So strap yourselves in kids, it’s gonna be a really bumpy ride…